Below you will find the details of all my works of fiction, non-fiction, stage works, music and other bits you might find mildly interesting.
Fiction | ||||
Number | Title | Published | Available Formats | Notes |
1 | 2012 | Based on a concept by Douglas Hunter. Part of the 'Angel Wars' series. | ||
2 | 2013 | |||
3 | 2013 | Part of 'Tales from the Twisted Tree'. | ||
4 | 2014 | |||
5 | 2017 | Co-written by Douglas Hunter. | ||
6 | Blood, Sweat and Beers | WIP | TBP | Novelisation of 'Alexander Millar's : The Working Man' Musical. |
7 | Tales from the Twisted Tree | WIP | TBP | Collection of mystery, sci-fi, horror and thriller short stories. |
8 | The Parsley Hats | WIP | TBP | Collection of children's stories |
Non-Fiction | |||
Number | Title | Published | Available Formats |
1 | I Want to Complain : An alternative Guide to Customer Service | 2008 | |
2 | Playground Games – An Alternative Guide to the games we played as children | 2011 | Paperback - Audio Book - Kindle - Hardback |
3 | Newcastle United’s Worst Ever Players (Volume 1) | 2011 | Audio Book - Kindle - Paperback |
4 | No More Stress : The new technique to manage stress anywhere | 2013 | |
5 | The Premier League’s worst ever players | 2014 | |
6 | Newcastle United’s Greatest (and worst) ever games | 2015 | |
7 | The Worst Pop Lyrics in the World Ever! | 2016 | |
8 | Newcastle United’s Worst Ever Players (Volume 2) | 2017 | |
9 | Twisted Pop Quiz | 2019 | |
10 | Pretentious Pop Lyrics | 2020 | |
11 | Badly Drawn Jokes | 2022 | TBC |
12 | From He-man to Pac-Man : An alternative guide to growing up in the 1980s | TBC | TBC |
13 | A Weekend with the ZX Spectrum | WIP | TBC |
Pantomimes | |||
Number | Title | Published | Purchase links |
1 | Robin Hood and his band of Merry Persons | 2007 | |
2 | Snow White and the Curse of the Ice Queen | 2008 | |
3 | The Beauty Sleeping | 2008 | |
4 | Cinderella and the Pantomime Thief | 2008 | |
5 | Aladdin and the Wishing Tree | 2009 | |
6 | The Pied Piper and the Tail of the Rat King | 2010 | |
7 | The Wicked Witches of Oz | 2011 | |
8 | King Arthur and the Knights of the Pantomime Table | 2014 | |
9 | Cinderella and the Velvet Slipper | 2015 | |
9 | Alice in Cuckoo Land | 2017 | |
10 | Spiderella and the Pantomime Villain Academy | 2018 | |
11 | Cinderella and the Magic Doll | 2019 | |
12 | Dick Whittington and the Night Mayor of London | 2020 | |
13 | Snow White and the Winter Queen | 2020 | |
Dramatic Adaptation | |||
Number | Title | Published | Read and Buy links |
1 | Aesop’s Fabulous Fables and Twisted Tales | 2014 | |
2 | Grimm Tales for Little Horrors | 2012 | |
3 | Raven about Poe | 2012 | |
4 | Fantastic Fairy Tales | 2019 | |
Plays | |||
Number | Title | Published | Read and Buy links |
1 | Dark Heart (Musical) | 2001 | |
2 | Drama Drama | 2010 | |
3 | Alexander Millar's : The Working Man (Musical) | 2014 | |
Bizarro Fiction | ||||
Number | Title | Published | Available Formats | Notes |
1 | The secret diary of Barry Surreal | 2012 | As Barry Surreal and Kevin Spangles | |
2 | Barry Surreal's Best Least funny hilarious jokes EVER | 2017 | As Barry Surreal | |
3 | Tweets from an inebriated mind: A night of a thousand tweets | 2013 | As Barry Surreal | |
4 | Back and there again (A surrealists tale) | WIP | TBC | As Barry Surreal |
5 | Barry Surreal's guide to History | WIP | TBC | As Barry Surreal |